Prophet

Sex with me is like...

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I hope this doesn't get closed because the game is hilarious. So this is a game we played in one of my college classes but i'm going to modify it for the forums. Pretty much you start off the sentence with "Sex with me is like _____" followed by a double entendre/pun. The word you will use to fill in the blank will be provided by the poster above you at the end of their  post. 

 

Example i came up with in class:

 

"Blender"

 

"Sex with me is like a blender: You can stick your hand in but you might not get it back."

 

Just like that. Fun game that i immensely enjoyed in class. Make sure you don't choke the next poster by picking something too obvious or too crazy. Use normal stuff. 

 

 

First word is ladder. 

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Sex with me is like stairs. Climbing,climbing,climbing, dont want to come back down. LOL

 

New Word: Sugar

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Sex with me is like a towel, once you get wet I'll wrap around you.

 

 

Next word: Straw

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Sex with me is like a hurricane quick and depressing.

New word: lolipop

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Sex with me is like a lolipop, you can lick me all you want but bite me and im gone :P

 

New word: Jello

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Sex with me is like eating an oreo,  you have to do a little work to get to the yummy white stuff ;)

 

 

Next Word:  Cashews

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sex with me is like cashews, in the mixed nuts of the orgy, my flavor is lost to all of the better tasting nuts.

 

next word: illegal

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sex with me is like painting, because im splashing my paint all over your face.

 

next word: forced

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Sex with me is forced, because everyone needs a struggle snuggle buddy.

Next word: lights

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Sex with me is like Crawling. If you arent on your knees it aint happenin

new word: Fireworks

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Sex with me is like fireworks. 15 minutes of banging ending with a really loud climax.

Next word: Train

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Sex with me is like a train, it can go on forever and you're happy when you see the end.

New word: phone

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