A Tower Of Hats.

Cazadores. Cazadores everywhere.

RESPECT THE THING.

STOP RIGHT DER.

Word of advice: Never click on a .swf file. I need to get my eyes bleached after what I've seen.

There's a pancake on my houses chimney for some reason...

GODDAMNIT LOKI WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE!?

All work and no play; makes Charles a dull chap.

Twinkies are bankrupt. Never liked them anyway.

"It appears I have transformed into a shoe."

THAT SNIPER IS A SPAH!

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

I'm going to kill that goddamn squirrel.

I didn't sleep last night. BEAT THAT BILL COSBY.

.elppaeinP

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!