UBER 7 110 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 This will be the funniest topic on the forums. Enjoy and only UHNG can tell the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KSI UHNG 5 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Hello every booty, I am UHNGUHNGUHNGUHNGUHNGUHNGUHNGUHNGUHNG Joke #1: Setting: Bar A man walks up to a bar and sees a sign next to the front door. The sign reads *make my horse laugh have a free beer* and the asks the bartendertendertender if he may see his horse. A few minutes later the man comes out and the horse was laughing so he got his free beer, the next day the sign reads *make my horse cry get a free beer* so the man asks to see his horse, a few minutes later he comes out and the horse is bawling its eyes out, so the bartender asks him how he made his horse laugh then cry, the man replied, first I told the horse my floppa was bigger than his, then the next day I proved it. Tyrants World, UBER 7 and Awoken Lucifer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
UBER 7 110 Posted November 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tyrants World 13 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Universally Harmonic Noncomprehendible God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
Dynasty 4000 44 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 LMBO.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Awoken Lucifer 394 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
KSI RISKY 7 0 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 I found a pic of Fuzzymeep MEEP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSI UHNG 5 Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Joke # 2: Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo, but don't sad I will be there too, but not in a cage but laughing at you. Joke #3 What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots Joke #4 What did the blind man say when he walked the fish market? Good morning ladies. Joke #5 I went to the doctor the other day to get his opinion about my erectile problem, when he was examining my swooga I asked how could I get to be 12 inches long? He replied, fold it in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
I am FuzzyMeep™ 704 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 I got an email today stating i could extend my Richard 3 inches over night, i showed my lady friend and she just asked what was i gonna do with 15 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
KSI UHNG 5 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 This is my thread meep. Joke #6: So I was talking to this tree and he tells me that the lake nearby is fun to swim in and he also that he knew this from personal experience so I asked him how does he know from personal experience because he is a tree then he tells me to just swim in it, I come back with with with with with with with with with with with with bites and I called him a liar and as I walked away he says boy what a sap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
UBER 7 110 Posted December 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KSI UHNG 5 Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Joke #7What has two thumbs and doesn't like good connections? Lagasaraus RexJoke #8A carpenter goes to a fortune teller and finds out something bad was about to happen, the next day he comes home and sees on the tv that a nearby forest happens to be on fire and that means less trees to use for new homes, so he becomes a plumber a few weeks later, after horsing around in the mushroom kingdom for a while he decides to go back to the fortune teller and is told the same prediction, later that night a factory that makes pipes explodes, a few years later the man comes home from a tour, he joined the marines, and finds out the fortune teller is sick, so he goes to get one last prediction, the fortune teller says he will be a father soon, 3 trimesters later his wife has a girl and when the baby is in its bed at the hospital a mysterious man approaches said baby and eats it then he says UHNG can't be predicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tyrants World 13 Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 OMG hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
KSI UHNG 5 Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Joke OVER 9,000!!! I spilt spot remover on my dig, and now he is gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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