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LOL I spent 150 Economy money to get this title switched to pink LOL

Idk whether to hate u or love u for it. lol

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are there punishments for doing that?......or do being in a relationship with a general have its benefits o.O if so......sage...u wanna go out sometime? ;)

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Well hell yeah lol.

also: Illusiion is taking a week break, so ill be in charge of the division untill he returns.

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also: Illusiion is taking a week break, so ill be in charge of the division untill he returns.

oh no :o *Barricades doors and boards up windows* I hope this holds....

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Don't worry your in good hands. I just need some time away. My head was on the edge of explosion but even 5 hours without worry has helped so much. Don't worry I will be back in no time.

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Alright so Temest, new question for u. Okay so a watermelon falls into a lake, causing it to turn purple. With this, how many gerbils does it take to unscrew a giraffe?

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Alright, so this one is a lil' bit tricky. Pay close attention cause I might go a little fast for ya. First, let's take into consideration the size difference between giraffes and gerbils. Giraffes, obviously, being nearly 100-120 times larger then a gerbil. Now, before i continue, is it the lake or the watermelon that turns purple, cause this could make all the difference.

So lets say it is the lake that turns purple. So the gerbils, seeing the purple water and mistaking it for grape juice, all jump in and begin to drink. they drink and drink until the lake is all dried up at which time each of the gerbils are now roughly equivalent in size to the aforementioned giraffe. Thus, it becomes incredibly obvious that it will only take three gerbils to unscrew the giraffe. One to pin it down, one to twist it's neck, one to twist it's rear-end. Afterword, they all celebrate by partaking of the now waterlogged watermelon.

However, if it is the watermelon that has turned purple, then it is a completely different matter. The giraffe, being of the herbivoric variety, dips it's head, long neck and all, into the lake to retrieve the now purple watermelon. The gerbils, seeing the giraffe is distracted by said watermelon, take their opportunity to jump the giraffe through the use of the element of surprise. The giraffe, having become very surprised by the gerbils, accidently swallows the watermelon whole, getting the watermelon stuck in it's throat. Now, unable to breathe and quickly losing consciousness, the giraffe is unable to defend itself and is thereby unscrewed by the now present army of rodents.

I hope that this has helped clarify your previous conundrum and I look forward to the next time my services will be of use. Until then, my dear friend. Fare the well.

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