Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 You know...I just realized by reading through this topic alone...it must be VERY hard for an outside entity to take this division seriously. And yet! we manage it with flying colors. That is very sad indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
S4ge7 31 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 NEXT QUESTION: Now think this thoroughly. A skiier is going down a chocolate covered mountain with an extra pair of under garments. If he was to get sucked into a black hole, how many staples would it take to fix the moon which is now made of swiss cheese? Awoken Lucifer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 NEXT QUESTION: Now think this thoroughly. A skiier is going down a chocolate covered mountain with an extra pair of under garments. If he was to get sucked into a black hole, how many staples would it take to fix the moon which is now made of swiss cheese? Let's break this one down. The skiier would get sucked into a black hole, which, as we all know, only requires one pair of undergarments. Thus the extra pair is left behind. This unnecessary article of clothing, now feeling severe abandonment issues, proceeds to eat the chocolate mountain in order to sate it's depression. As the under garment eats the mountain, it smears more and more chocolate over itself turning it into a pair of dirty, brown underwear. Now shunned from society (for obvious reasons I will not elaborate on, here), it flees to the moon. Upon it's arrival, it discovers there is a massive hole in the moon's surface. Using the 5 staples it has holding a tear in it's own fabric together, it fixes the moon, thus earning the admiration of civilization and is welcomed home with open arms. Thus it is concluded that, although more staples wouldn't hurt, it would only take five to fix the moon...which has ALWAYS been made out of swiss cheese, sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Flareon 11 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Jolly Ranchers? .___. Awoken Lucifer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Flareon, you make no sense ... Nope, non at all.... Sage, lil' somethin' to show my appreciation for all that you do http://www.mudder.net/jayna/music/80s%20%20Human%20League%20-%20Don't%20you%20want%20me%20Baby.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
S4ge7 31 Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Mmmm Jolly Ranchers :D, an thx Tempest, yet another epically awesome song rofl. Awoken Lucifer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 an thx Tempest, yet another epically awesome song rofl. Just for that, here be another one XD http://dc177.4shared.com/img/803723506/c40db37d/dlink__2Fdownload_2FVTizI33S_3Ftsid_3D20120224-051854-38d8af5a/preview.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
S4ge7 31 Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Alright, so KSI Flareon and I had a date this evening, and it was AWESOME! Awoken Lucifer and Flareon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Flareon 11 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Indeed it was amazing Awoken Lucifer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Awoken Lucifer 394 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 I LOVES IT!!!! RUAWRS AND BEAR HUGS BOTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
S4ge7 31 Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 lol ^^ Alright tempest, its been awhile since i last had a mind boggling question. Say u had an armful of hamsters, while climbing Mt. everest ur pants fall down. how many ice cubes would it take to save ur life? Awoken Lucifer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Half of a baker's dozens worth and I'll tell you why. After your pants fall down, you're unable to pull them back up do to the hamsters in your hands. However, thanks to being in the freezing cold of Everest's peaks, your supply of bottled water starts to turn to ice. Realizing this, you simply bash your pack against a boulder or a tree or a cliff face or your climbing partners head (whatever hard surface is available). This breaks the now ice filled water bottles into neat symmetrical cubes that begin to spill out from the tears in your pack you made when you were bashing it against the desired surface. The hamsters see this and begin to scurry about, leaving the warmth of your embrace to partake of the shiny, frozen water droplets. Now, with free hands, you are able to pull up your pants and continue with the climb of Everest with your freshly shaved legs being nice and toasty warm in your insulated chaps. I thank you for the opportunity to solve yet another problem and ask that you please make the said opportunities more frequently for I have a hard time paying the rent do to the lack of business. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Here's a song you can play next time Flareon is over, Sage ^^ http://zetle.net/myweb/Music/Sin%20with%20Sebastian%20-%20Shut%20up%20and%20sleep%20with%20me.mp3 I kid of course XD Flareon, S4ge7 and Awoken Lucifer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
S4ge7 31 Posted March 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 LMFAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Awoken Lucifer 394 Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 um thats awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
S4ge7 31 Posted March 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 lol i thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tempest :geek: 9 Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 let me know if you want me to keep going with the songs, cause I got a full soundtrack by this point XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
S4ge7 31 Posted March 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 lolz well keep em coming then bro. also new question for ya... Okay so considering Newtons first law of motion: an object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. u catapault a tortoise in the air, but before it hits the ground its ubducted by a UFO now going by this, how old will the tortoise be by the time u see a flash of lightning if u consider the Universal laws of the ozone layer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Awoken Lucifer 394 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 ...stop farting before we choke to death on a literal O zone emission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
S4ge7 31 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh-3PPiqysU Check that out, 2 of my dudes shredding that beat. the 1 on the left used to live with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Awoken Lucifer 394 Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Sage if you were partical A....and flareon was Partical B.....would you let Partical C glomp you both? )>1700 posts exactly whoot..!!!<( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
KSI CeroTARTS 2 Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 What is the composition of particle C ? Wouldnt the type of weather also effect the glomping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
S4ge7 31 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 wouldnt particle C be the result of particle's A and B combining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Awoken Lucifer 394 Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 I am partical C thusly i was using the example to say...im going to clomp you and flareon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
S4ge7 31 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Speaking of which, Tempest is slacking in the answering of these questions he has requested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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