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Okay so considering Newtons first law of motion: an object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. u catapault a tortoise in the air, but before it hits the ground its ubducted by a UFO now going by this, how old will the tortoise be by the time u see a flash of lightning if u consider the Universal laws of the ozone layer? :Thinking:

*Finishes chewing Brownie* OK, now that I'm done with the important things let's get down to business. Well, if it wasn't for the universal laws of the ozone layer, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place. If it hadn't of gone and got that big a** hole in it, then the UFO wouldn't have been able to get through. Now, though, this scenario is all to plausible.

Taking into consideration all the variables at hand, I'm going to keep this simple. The aliens aboard the UFO have harnessed the power of time travel and so have dropped him off at the exact same time as when they took him...however, being unable to use our localized GPS system, they do not know where they picked him up, therefore they dropped him off in cleveland, OH instead Glasgow, MO. Also, for testing purposes, the aliens kept the tortoise in a state of suspended animation, therefore, when they dropped him off, he retained all momentum from the catapult as well as not aging one bit. So, upon being dropped off, he continues flying through the air. now because of Ohio's spontaneous weather habits, he flies straight into a lightening storm only to be struck there and then.

Thus, taking into consideration all the aforementioned variables, we can deduce that the tortoise is in fact, two hours younger then when he was abducted do simply impart to the timezone difference.

Sorry this answer took some time, but those cakes and brownies were oh soooooo good!

...oh, and I look forward to your next inquiry. until then, I have some debbies to finish ^^

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Pfft, I hate the Twilight movies. AND I hate HSM. I watched DBZ for the longest time and watched power rangers and Yu-Gi-Oh and Poke'mon. Screw that girly crap

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Obviously there are exceptions to both sides, but for the majority...

I mean afterall, Flareon apparently fits in with the guys stuff, where as it would seem that Luci fits in with the girl stuff (I kid XD)...it's just the way it is ^^

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<_< lol....Dam freaking Right Vampires that sparkle like diamonds....HELL YES.....Decapitate them and stick that head on a ring..lol...BIGGEST DIAMOND
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I mean, I love the whole story line of Twilight, but vampires shouldn't sparkle -____-

I mean, I don't sparkle. Seriously xD I'm just really pale and don't like the sun that much

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I agree! Vamps should not sparkle! I laughed my butt off when he started shining! I hate diamonds! It ruined the whole portral of vamps from the past!!! Interview with a Vampire is the best vamp movie!!!

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bored had nothing to do so <--- that super sexy beast romans decided to post in sages caludron

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So, here's a question. Someone that works a street corner (we all should know what they are called) is applying for a job.

What do they put down as their job history? o____O

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