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So, here's a question. Someone that works a street corner (we all should know what they are called) is applying for a job. What do they put down as their job history? o____O

Previous Employment: Entrepreneur of Procurable Intimate Services

Description: Provided relaxing, comfortable services to my costumers. Primarily catered to those of depressed/stressed natures. All costumers were treated with tender care and affection allowing a soothing atmosphere away from everyday life. Services included, but were not limited to: Social Interaction, Romantic Environments, and Causal/Formal Displays of Various Talents (Depending upon the preference of each costumer).

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Ur riding down a rock infested mountain on ur skateboard when u see a leprechaun. Now if u consider the watercycle in conjuction with gravtiy, how many licks would it take to get to the center of a lollipop?

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Tempest Wants A Quality Question.

Where did you get the idea for the name Cosmic Equinox

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Well i've always been a space fanatic, i enjoy scifi games like Halo, mass effect etc.. I would be an astronomer or whatever the study of the universe is called, i believe astronomy is the study of stars and constellations but w.e. So i guess that would be a big factor in it.

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Well you see when a man and a woman love each other they get this syringe and well place it somewhere private, which causes the womans stomach to swell. after 9 months a stork flies overhead the house leaving a basket. In it is a perfectly made baby from a mixture of both gene pools and there ya go :D

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